An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.
There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.
There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010
Get the Chodeblanket mug.When one is sitting, usually while driving, one would place your phone on vibrate. Once the phone is on vibrate one would place it between his or her legs in the (chode) area. Once somebody calls, the subject would receive a suprsing, kinda good feeling, ringer.
Guy 1: dude, i heard you were in an accident.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.
by conman08 July 18, 2006
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