chlamydia

A disease you contract when:
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad

"Damn cuh, I think I got down with chlamydia. Imma go knock back a shot glass full of triflic acid.

by pissjug97 August 5, 2022

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Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this

Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia

by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022

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Chlamydia Mary

1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."

2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.

Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....

by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022

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