Chlamydia Mary

1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."

2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022
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Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
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Chlamydia Dragon

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?
by Bill Gluckman 14 April 08, 2021
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Horse chlamydia

A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.
by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 28, 2016
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Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022
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cringe chlamydia

A bacterial disease where the bacteria is cringe
Being overwhelmingly cringed out
Middle School pictures give me a cringe chlamydia!
by florencezoo April 10, 2022
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Anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...
by courgettebluebellsandmore November 29, 2023
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