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Chlamydia

Damn bro i have "Chlamydia"
by NathanChef January 26, 2022
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Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people
I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party
by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020
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Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022
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Chlamydia Dragon

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?
by Bill Gluckman 14 April 8, 2021
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chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
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Anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...
by courgettebluebellsandmore November 28, 2023
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Chlamydia

a very small parasitic bacterium which, like a virus, requires the biochemical mechanisms of another cell in order to reproduce. Bacteria of this type cause various diseases including trachoma, psittacosis, and non-specific urethritis.
Chlamydia:

Do you know what is worse than Logan Paul?
Nothing
by Ki11 m3 April 27, 2019
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