by betsy January 28, 2004
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"That pie was crippled spastic"
"That joint was actually crippled spastic"
"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"
"That joint was actually crippled spastic"
"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"
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I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Cripple Cream Flogger mug.A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.
by kult December 14, 2010
Get the Stairface Chippendale mug.An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.
May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.
My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Get the Dick Chipper mug.To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.
by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011
Get the Hook You Crippled mug.D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled.
Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!
Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!
by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008
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