dirty chinchilla

A haggard cat lady who literally wears a live chinchilla on her head while looking for a unicycle ride with benefits.

Check out that scullery maid! She is a real dirty chinchilla yo!

by DaddyScranton July 29, 2016

chinchilla

Just $20 bucks will buy you a fine rodent friend

HOURS of rodent sexual gratifification await you. Shove this thing up yer ass or cram it with your cock. ChiNchilluh'sz 4 ALL!

by FuckerShocking May 13, 2005

chinchilla

A little fuzzy rodent, superficially resembling a squirrel, which is raised for its thick (usually) gray fur and sometimes kept as a pet. Rare in the wild.

"If your chinchilla gets out of its cage again, I'm going to make gloves out of it. Capisce?"

by Qit January 21, 2004

chinchilla

A small rodent that rocks soft, beautiful fur. Chinchilla coats go up to $100,000. That fur scarf that Martha Stewart was wearing after she got out of court was chinchilla ($2,000 scarf) and now there is a HUGE demand for chinchilla scarfs.

OMG, its Martha Stewart, poor bastard...but holy shit, thats a nice scarf.

by SoFreshAndSoClean March 23, 2004

chinchilla

A girl who does not like boys flirting with her at times. This is derived from the female chinchilla, who squirts urine in the faces of some males in order to deter mating.

Lucy - "Mary just peed in a guy's face because he was tuning her, she is such a chinchilla"

by lols_royce January 31, 2010

Chinchilla

The mix between a Rabbit, Squirrel, and a Kangaroo.

It's as if God threw a lot of animals in a blender, and out popped a chinchilla!

by Buttpie July 29, 2009

Chinchilla

The most badass animal on the face of the Earth.

Soft and cuddly, but fully capable of raping you.
Chinchillas can jump.
God's best creation by far.

My chinchilla raped me!

I love my chinchilla, he's so cuddly!

There's an infestation of chinchillas at my house. I've been raped multiple times already.

by JoJoMcMuffin December 23, 2010