Chinese Delivery

The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.

Them Chinese Delivery people need their own insurance agency to give them appropriate rates.

by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014

chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.

Ling Ling gave Sharkiesha a Chinese Pancake.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Chinese Volcano

When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.

After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.

by Fautbauxter October 19, 2016

Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me

Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you

by I fucked your dad for an orea May 29, 2018

Philadelphia Chinese Store

A business that is open till 3am or later and is a hot spot for robberies,shootings, and outside drug sales. Protected by bullet glass the cashier serves orders through a carousel window and is a neighborhood favorite to buy a losey, a dutch, chicken wings or some General Tso's chicken.

"I'ma go to the chinese store to get some of them chicken wings".

"The big store tonight at 11 is a double shooting outside a Philadelphia Chinese store".

by MrMr September 8, 2013

Chines

When someone goes above and beyond and is considered more than a mate.

Dirk - Jesus mate, you've helped me out today
Lucas - No worries Chines

by Dirkulees June 24, 2019