Tomatoes on Cheesecake

A rendition of "Jingle Bells," known best by noobs, nubs, nubtarts, nubcakes, and anyone nubular.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, tomatoes on cheesecake!"

by Jackieespiffy November 18, 2006

Brookneal Cheesecake

when you take a girl out to eat, buy her a gift, and then she dont give no play.

David took Danielle out to eat but all he got was a brookneal cheesecake.

by Major JMC July 4, 2006

Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008

Cheeseman

Noun, Adj;

Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.

1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?

by Spartyvus December 6, 2018

Cheeseman

A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.

Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.

by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012

mardi gras cheesecake

an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.

New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"

New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"

by Pink Fortress September 29, 2006

cheesecake

Cheesecake is a dessert consisting of a topping made of soft, fresh cheese (not always cream cheese), usually on a crust or base made from hard biscuits (such as a graham cracker crust), pastry or sponge cake.1 It may be baked or unbaked. Cheesecake is usually sweetened with sugar and may be flavored or topped with fruit, nuts, fruit sauce and/or chocolate. Various flavours of cheesecake exist, such as lemon, strawberry or toffee.

What are you eating?
Oh, I am eating cheesecake.
Cheesecake is one of the best desserts in life.

by david faustino November 14, 2012