Charting

When you shart so hard it runs down your leg and into your shoe.

Charting so hard i'm going to have to buy new shoes.

by Batman 5911 November 13, 2011

Chatting Shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely

Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"

by Beester January 20, 2006

Chexting

1. Chatting through texting. Often accompanied by snacking on Chex Mix.

1. He smiled while he chexted.

2. They broke it off by chexting eachother.

by wordmaniac85 November 9, 2011

chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

by Fast Jonnie December 14, 2013

chatting bear macka

Chatting shit about something or someone.

Yo Alex i heard you've been chatting bear macka

by SaharaTheSwagMeister July 31, 2016

chatting keen

When someone is looking for a fight or an argument you would ask if their keen for a fight by saying are you chatting keen

1child: Your a gimp ill bang you
2child: you chatting keen lad
1:child: yea lets have it lad

by kylebrown da bo55 January 9, 2019