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Chavonny

A trifling male from the mid-west with inclinations towards the dramatic; Commonly found among "whore-gobblins"
Wow, that Chavonny is so trifling! Yes, such a whore-gobblin.
by ElGuapo247 February 2, 2010
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Chavpocalypse

An end-of-days style, seemingly apocalyptic situation, caused predominantly by underclass or disaffected youth.

Characterised by looting, beatings, knifings, firebombs, general rioting, but aimed mostly at the police, small grocery stores, and sportswear & mobile phone retailers.

Excuses for such behaviour tend to take into account little understanding of socio-economic mechanisms. ie: "We're getting our taxes back", whilst stealing a plasma TV from an electronic store, fails to take into account the general rise in insurance and tax required to pay for the action.

On a small scale, Chavpocalypse takes place at weekends in most small towns and cities.
"What we see here is the beginning of the Chavpocalypse, where the great ignored and criminal rise up to get a slightly better pair of trainers."

"Looks like there's been a bit of a Chavpocalypse."

chav riot underclass looting firebomb chavalanche rise of the fucktards charvageddon
by CamdenDante August 13, 2011
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Chavacle

A sports wear clad chav, a frequent guest on Jeremy Kyle. He has 4 children aptly named Init, Safe, Sorted and Asbo. A lover of Burberry knock offs and uses his signing on card as ID. The oracle of where to find all drugs under £10 and how to impregnant teenage girls who have a life long ambition to have a council flat.
When Jeremy Kyle asked the Chavacle his understanding of DNA he replied "dont nob arses"
by Squapstars+ October 17, 2011
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Chavcasting

Using a mobile phone or car stereo at high volume to impose your shitty music on other people nearby.
Lee loves chavcasting Lethal Bizzle to passersby. Lee is a cunt.
by UchelloZZ April 22, 2019
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chavonda

A certified bad bitch been through shit but never let up outspoken but humble and is very caring but can be a cold hearted mf if you get on her bad side and hard working
Wow chavonda really that bitch I wanna be like her
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Chavophobia

The fear or discrimination against chavs and chav subculture
Does he have chavophobia?
by Сейдж July 26, 2023
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Chavo Chavo

Annoying McGee: Peter, can I use your enlarger?
Peter: No, fuck you, Chavo Chavo!
by Peter Mastrodonato September 28, 2008
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