Chavish

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.

Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)

by Jonny January 3, 2005

chavery

Noun phrase used to convey events or acts related to the social group of chavs.

So you're just going to walk about and spend your days in idle drunkeness and chavery?

by Afro_Sam February 24, 2008

Chavs

A form of crotch rot or pubic lice.

Billy: "I got the chavs real bad, man."

Eric: "Just hit them with the shampoo."

Darren: "He's got a dose of the chavs."

Kevin: "Ooooh, he'll be itchy for weeks."

"Baby, I'm sorry, but I gave you chavs."

by OminousIncendia(ry) June 16, 2009

chaesttalgi

The no.1 nako stan,one of my fave moots. If you say you are a huge nako stan,🤭🤣 your lying!!

PersonA:I’m nakos no.1 fan
PersonB:Lies its Chaesttalgi

by San was taken December 22, 2020

chavette

A female species of the chav.
Usually has a fag in one hand and a pram in the other. Like the male version, it likes burberry(fake) and McDonalds(not inside, obviously).
A chavette will think itself as the most fasionable person around. The leader in a group of chavettes will probably be told this by her many followers. She may even have a nickname such as "Missy".
You can tell if someone is a chav a mile off. You will pribably be blinded by the bright orange glow of their hair or their fake gold jewellry from argos.

For an example of a chavette, head towards mcdonalds..

by xXDemiXx December 28, 2005

chavs

Lowest form of life on planet, with maybe the exception of their parents. Bred in caravans, the elite pikeys may have council houses. EVERYONE hates chavs, EVERYONE.

Bex (is that how to really spell your name you illiterate fuck) and Gem each have two children and they are both still below the age of consent. They are fucking chavs. You cunting chavs need to stop being poncing little fucks and die. Pricks. Bex and Gem - Give me a call, I have a bag of grapes and reckon I could fuck your pikey asses in exchange. Then you can jump through your fucking earings to celebrate - you dogs.

by Steve March 8, 2004

chavsicle

A chav on a stick above a fire. This fantastic invention should mainly take place on November 5th, that way you can spend more time collecting chavs. Almost like a guy but chav style.

"Quick chuck that chavsicle on the fire"

"no mate I gt £200 of bling on me (obviously not, more like £20 from the 70% of all gold at argos) wot ya fink ur doin ya geek? It burns almost as much as me bitch puttin er fag out on me wen I told er I'd slept wid er mum "

by posilou September 12, 2005