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Chastity

One of the seven powers of Creation. The Powers of Light. The strengths of Man. Son of the Father of Day named Love. Chastity is the Boy Next Door who forgets to close the blinds, the White Knight in gleaming silver, the Bachelor who runs away and jumps a fence. The handsome priest who you sometimes caught looking down your shirt who blushes and tells you he is sorry. Chastity is Man not woman power. The boy who honours his Momma and is waiting for the right girl to bring home. The farmers son who tells you you look beautiful under the stars snd that just holding you hand is like being in heaven. That someday he will save up enough money to buy his own farm and when he does he will ask your daddy for your hand. When she had too many drinks and says yes, please, yes, the strongest man is the Chaste man who replies, no please, no and takes her safety home. This is the ultimate sword Excalibur and it slays every Dragon. This is the Power of a real man, the gentleman is the chaste man who enflames every Lady’s Lust.
He had taken the vow of chastity but she found she couldn’t help but want to rip his shirt and pants off every time she was alone with him.
by Josh Josephson May 31, 2019
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The Chastity Belt

When a female quickly clasps her hands together between and/or through her legs to block the cock! Used when a female is uninterested in sexual contact.
David inched his way across the bed toward Tammy. She quickly gave him the chastity belt!
by SLMSEATOWN April 26, 2006
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chastity pillow

A pillow placed between members of the opposite sex (or of compatible sexualities) when sharing a bed for the evening. This pillow is intended to explicitly communicate the desire to abstain from sexual activity of any type, making it "safe" for platonic bed-sharing.

Same as pillow partition, but more used for people who are in relationships and don't want to cheat -- but would totally consider it if they were single.
Male friend: You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the couch.
Female friend: Don't be silly. We'll just put a chastity pillow between us and I'll try to keep my cold feet off you.
Male friend: If you say so.
by thwalker September 9, 2012
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Claptitude

The measurement of how clapped someone is from 1 to 10
Your claptitude is off the scale my friend!
by MagicalBacon February 13, 2018
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chadtitude

attitude of a chad person.
Chad + attitude = chadtitude
Me: So, bro, how's it going with Karen?
Imaginary friend: Welp, as the chad that I am, I told her to frick off if she can't handle my crap.
Me: What a chattitude!
Imaginary friend: ...what's a chadtitude?
Me: It's the attitude of a chad person, you silly
Imaginary friend: Wow, that's very you to have found an epic word like that. Thank you anon, I will use this word in my daily life from now on. Keep on the chadtitude. Take care!
Me: You too, buddy! Love you xoxo
by achuso July 29, 2019
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Suck My Chastity Belt

Douchebag: WOOOW OMFG WOW OMG YOU SO WOULD DO THAT OMG WOW!!!!!!!
You: SUCK MY CHASTITY BELT!
by AzraN June 22, 2011
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Mexican chastity belt

A chili pepper in a girl's hoo-ha
My dad put this Mexican chastity belt in me to keep the boys out!
by ana1rapist May 19, 2011
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