chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.

The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.

by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

chair

Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.

God, this chair feels so good in my ****!

by Wangtastic May 13, 2005

Chairing

Charing is a combination of chair and sharing. The saying goes sharing is caring so this is when you grab a seat for your friend to sit down in cause you care about their comfort. Or when you let someone else sit in the same seat as you and share the seat to be nice to them.

Kelly: "I saw Matt and Anna charing last night at the party".
Gigi: "disgusting she's a slut, I knew something was going on between them.

Gubs: "here you go bro". (puts chair down for his friend with no seat)
Steve: "thanks for chairing bro".
Gubs: "I got you"

by Gods Dog July 21, 2021

Chair

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them

What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

by OGLIC July 15, 2018

Chaired

When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.

Bro got so chaired last night

by Bob Henry The Goat November 8, 2020

Chair

A place you sit your ass when you’re to lazy to sit down

I’m gonna go sit on that chair because I’m a lazy fuck

by Some guy you will never know!! October 24, 2018