celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

celldomy

When your cellular provider forces you into an additional contract extension when upgrading to a newer model phone or to replace your damaged phone.

My cell phone company wants to celldomy me up the ass for an extra two year contract just to replace my cracked phone!

by samgolf June 25, 2012

cellborg

Any pretentious person with a blinking Bluetooth device in their ear and their cellphone either proudly displayed on their hip or hidden in a pocket or purse. The Bluetooth light reminds you that they're not insane, just complete tools.

"Every where I look in this airport I see blue lights in people's ears. I'm surrounded by cellborgs!"

"There were so many cellborgs at the office today I thought I was in the Cloud City. I started looking around for Billy Dee Williams."

by afrosheen May 25, 2007

Cellowned

When a cello/cellist plays a song perfectly or just straight up amazingly.

"Wow, that cellist just cellowned that song."
"Yea, now I want to play cello!"

by The Epic Cellist May 16, 2009

Celltop

A cell phone so large that it can double as a laptop. A state of the art cellphone that you have to hold with two hands.

I gotta charge my celltop before I can call you.

I have to change purses to accomodate my new celltop.

by KaoticKimmy-DawnOtheDead October 19, 2013

Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.

John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.

by itssojoever June 29, 2021

Celedonia

Celedonia is an unique and interesting name. She is definitely the beautiful friends that everybody loves. She has character, she’s sweet, kind, and funny. You will fall inlove instantly when talking to her. She often tends to be friends with an Isabella and a Fontaine. Their the three baes of grade, a package. You get one, you get the other two.

Person 1: Who’s that fine babe?
Person 2: Thats Celedonia
Person 1: Hey pretty princess

by stxcyxxx December 9, 2022