Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

vow of celibacy

A great show of being chaste and godly, when in reality the person simply hadn't been able to find any "willing" fellow humans, and so he is merely wishing to disguise this fact so that others won't wonder why he never gets laid.

Little Tommy Shaughnessy was feeling so dissatisfied and humiliated from not being able to find a "hole for his pecker" that he'd been seriously considering taking a vow of celibacy in order to have an acceptable excuse if any of his buddies asked him why he wasn't "getting any"; as a last-ditch attempt to alleviate his plight before resorting to such an extreme, however, he tried tricking the local priest into revealing the names of all the local "loosey goosey" females, and was joyfully surprised when the naive priest did just that, and unwittingly provided him with "five good leads".

by QuacksO July 3, 2019

Celibasize

verb: that act of not having sexual interactions with others or self for the sake of wanting to express that feeling of love to whom you love, not for self acts of pleasure.

"I've decided I'm going to celibasize myself so that when my wedding night comes, I'm going to orgasm like no other."

by thefisheye November 9, 2011

Celibate stench

To be so celibate, that you have never had sex nor have any hope of ever having sex. Thereby bringing ones confidence to such a low level that no one would ever have sexual intercourse with you, and people can almost smell the celibacy on you.

He had the celibate stench! Women could smell his celibacy 500 miles away!

by Arealmotherfarker November 27, 2016

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Celibate

If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.

Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021