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cello

Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.
'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'
by Kelso January 2, 2005
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cello

A rad instrument, also known as the violincello, played between the legs with the strings A,D,G,&C. Famous Cellists include: Yo-Yo Ma & Rostropovich. Many bands include the cello including Panic! at the disco & Apocalyptica.
"Dang those cellos are rad!"
"I wish i played the cello"
"chel-loooo!"
by nikkki xdances April 2, 2007
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Cee lo Green

Cee lo Green is a black Elton John. Ok? ok.
by yamothaaaa July 11, 2011
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Cello Hickey

A mark resembling a hickey that will appear in a cellist's sternum area after a long time spent playing the cello. The lesser know cousin of the violin hickey.
I practiced for four hours yesterday, now I have an awful cello hickey.
by informationcellist November 30, 2011
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chelonaphobia

Kel-own-uh-fobe-ee-uh: An extreme fear of turtles.
Her chelonaphobia struck once again as she veered off the road, a small turtle crossing in front of her.
by Protothor August 1, 2007
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Anal Rape Cellotape

A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends
Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!
by Danny!!! March 7, 2011
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Cellot

The categorization of individuals who pull out their cellphones at inappropriate periods of time, regardless of surrounding social activity and social propriety.(i.e. pulling out a cell phone while on a date, pulling out a cell phone mid sentence without warning.)

Cellots also have a series of telling behaviors, such as hurridly reaching for their phones on whenever the generic nokia ringer is within earshot. They also feel the need to convert all non-cellots to cell phone owners.
1.)"Man, that chick Dana whipped out her phone to talk to her ex while we were out on a dinner date"

"What a Cellot!"
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