Careers Calendar

The replacement for bad spreadsheets and sub-par software. A place to organise one's events, track them and gain feedback from your students. Saves you time so you can binge Netflix at work or spend more time giving better guidance to your students.

The Careers Calendar helps schools plan their career events and organisations to engage with the right students at the right time.

by notcareerscalendar August 16, 2019

Pleasure Calendar

A pleasure calendar is similar to an advent calendar, in the sense that each day during the run-up to Christmas, the person to whom the calendar belongs will open a door with a number that corresponds with the date. Only, unlike an advent calendar, the pleasure calendar is commonly given between couples as a way to treat the other person with acts of intimacy or sexual relations. One person will buy the calendar and write down small treats for their partner on paper (e.g. shoulder massage, bathe together, cuddle), which they will place inside the calendar. Then, when the person who owns the calendar opens the door for that day, they will take out the slip of paper and are able to use that piece of paper as a coupon of some sort. They can either choose to use it on the day they receive it, or save up their 'coupons' and use multiple in one day.

(Pleasure calendars are hand-made, not available in stores. Those who give them as gifts will either buy an advent calendar and replace the chocolate with paper slips, buy a blank calendar that allows them to insert whatever they wish, or make the whole thing from scratch.)

Example of things you might find written in a pleasure calendar:
- 'Partner will cook dinner'
- 'Cuddle on couch'
- 'Shoulder massage'
- 'Take a bath together'

Example of a pleasure calendar being given:
Nate: "Baby, I bought you a pleasure calendar."
Roxy: "Wow, thanks!"
December 1st - Roxy opens the calendar to find a slip of paper that reads 'Cuddle session'

by yourfriendlyirishpotato October 6, 2019

Carlene

Gorgeous Goddess... Carlene's are always successful, fabulous, intelligent, inquisitive with amazing figures!

Don't cross a Carlene she'll rip your balls off... safe

Darnelle

"DAG YO! You peep dat Carlene, gurl make me wanna turn str8..."

Tyrelle

"Fo real gurl, she is mad fierce, I wanna have her babies!!"

by almostsiamese February 5, 2010

Bryan Callen

A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.

Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.

Bryan is a truly nice guy.

Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.

by Trikywu October 7, 2006

calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.

Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!

by NCdubmixer February 23, 2011

callena

callena is the most amazing person ever. she is very beautiful and can snatch any man she comes across. callenas have the best fashion sense and use their wonderful charm to get what they wont. if you have a callena as a friend you don't want to lose her coz if you do you will regret you were ever born. callenas have the cutest smiles ever and everyone loves her.

girl1: omg have you seen the new girl
girl2: yes, shes such a callena

by iloveme20 February 12, 2017

Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.

"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."

by D-Struct August 27, 2005