Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015

Astronaut Sandwich

When two people are bent over ass-to-ass while a third person stands and squats above them (with one foot on each back), thus creating a thrusting motion between the two asses. All of this happens whilst listening to Space Oddity

Hello! I'd like an astronaut sandwich please!

by The astronaut December 28, 2016

AstronautInTheOceanMashUpPhobia

The fear of Astronaut in the ocean mashups usually found on TikTok.

Person 1: Look at this funny tiktok I found

Person 2: Is it an astronaut in the ocean mashup? If so I can’t watch it because I have AstronautInTheOceanMashUpPhobia

by JasonSandersBiggestFan May 13, 2021

cock astronaut

Someone whos penis is so big, when it gets an erection, it seems to go into space, like an astronaut.

Once I took off his pants, I knew i had met a cock astronaut.

by His Airness Dos June 12, 2006

Astronaut Cheese

Occurs when a woman is preforming oral sex on a man, and the man then ejaculates in the womans hair, creating a cheese like mess on her head.

"...im gonna cum! oops"
"it's in my hair!"
"mmm, astronaut cheese."

by indiekid December 21, 2008

sastronaut

Someone who is sassy in space.

Dude, that guy is going to grow up to be a sastronaut.

by Sastronautman April 21, 2010

astronaut juice

4 oz. bottle of tussin non-drowsy DXM 15 mg
2 hydrocodone 7.5
energy drink of your choose

first crush up the hydrocodone into a fine powder
put the powder in an empty cup. then you put the tussin in followed by the energy drink. stir drink and enjoy

the non drowsy will keep you awake so you can have an aware dxm trip. the codone add a wonder body high of euphoria which mixes with the dxm high causes almost a strange shroom trip feeling. the engery drink adds to the awareness

i am trippin off the astronaut juice

by hahahaieiei June 24, 2006