Calcushot

1) (Noun- A shot of an alcoholic substance used to treat miserable pain in Advance Placement Calculus
2) (Noun- A shot of an illegal drug into the arm causing loss of memory or overall loss of pain endured in Advance Placement Calculus.
3) (Noun- A bullet shot to anyplace in the body to completely relieve any and all pain in suffering in Advance Placement Calculus, also one's life.

1) Brenda was so stressed about her logrythms with cosine that she took repeated shots of gin until she puked on her homework, a job well done.
2) Brenda had a panic attack from the vast amount of integrals she needed to study so she injected a calcushot into her forearm, relieving all pain.
3) Brenda could no longer take calculus class. She took a calcushot the head, RIP Brenda.

by DMillzz February 26, 2010

Black Caucus

The African- American ritual of the extended morning greeting. It involves a seemingly endless string of platitudes & small-talk around the office coffee machine between the hours of 7:15 AM & 9:30 AM. The instigator is usually a middle-aged black woman (ankle bracelet & mules optional) or an overweight black male with a limp or lazy eye. Others in the workplace are annoyed by extended conversation as it inhibits a productive start to the morning. The downside of not engaging in the black caucus is that you are typically viewed as rude or "not raised right by yo' momma."

Cheryl: "How you doing this morning, Dante?"

Dante: "Good, good. Just trying to, ah, maintain. You know."

Cheryl: "I know, I know. You've got to do what you can do. I'm s'rious."

Dante:"No doubt, no doubt."

Cheryl: "Mm-hmm. That's right."

(This mindless, directionless black caucus can go on for up to 15 minutes.)

by Improv75 June 17, 2009

carcuss

The act of cussing out your broken down piece of s**t car on the side of the road

i kicked the living s**t out of that no good carcuss

by tyrdz February 18, 2011

Caucus Mountains

A violent, mountainous region in South-Eastern Europe, boarding Asia, inhabited by the most violent nations on the face of the earth. While ethnically and regiously diverse, the various nationalities of the Caucus Mountains share one common pass time: murdering members of rival ethnic groups.

-What the fuck is up with that guy?

-I wouldn't worry about it, he's from the Caucus Mountains. That means he probably has a knife and he would have no problem using it.

by exile12 March 23, 2009

Catcus

A Spicky object

OHHHHH No I Spicked my butttttttt!!!!!!

by J-d May 16, 2003

caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor

The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry

by Jeff January 21, 2004

cuscus face

Calling someone a cuscus face is degrading and insulting but somehow still falls under the category of a "joke". Cuscus is the short new definition of couscous.

couscous Definition #4; is "The female genitalia also known as putang, pussy, or vagina."

Guy: "Dont be a cuscus face"
Girl: "Ah fuck you!"

It can be used as "Dont be a vagina face, pussy, cunt, etc."

by Carlosrc007 July 14, 2009