Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

by Phil AKA Luke James CIA July 17, 2007

Cashtration

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}

When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.

by Jeorne May 6, 2009

castratron

Derived from the word castration. Refers to an imaginary device used by women to gain testicular control over a man in derogatory or degrading manner.

Mate 1: "Where were you last night? You missed an amazing party!"

Mate 2: "Sorry man. My girlfriend busted out the castratron. I ended up watching 'The Notebook" instead."

by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010

castration

When a Penis is chopped off.

The Prestis chopped of the penis my mom said it's called castration

by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021

Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)

John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place

by The Handmade Hero July 19, 2021

Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?

"Castration Anarchy is the future!"

by doyouknowthemuffinmanshrek July 28, 2022

Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name.

"The Cubans live in castration"

by TapeEater February 28, 2023