Curfuckle

Like a curfuffle, but worse.

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!

by BLAAA!!! I am a unicorn. November 16, 2011

Garfunkle

Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.

Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."

by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012

Garfunkle

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

"I garfunkled your mother last night"

by Trevor May 10, 2003

garfunkled

When you vomit and climax at the same time.

I Garfunkled on her back

by UncleSlippery April 30, 2015

Curfuckled

When you're very confused about something that makes you question if you're an idiot or not.

After reading that text message I got so curfuckled that I started to question myself.

by CaliBoy18 July 11, 2020

Crunkle

Like a crinkle except in a deeper pitch.

The thin fiberglass crunkled as we took it off the roof.

by Steve Odermak March 19, 2009