baseball cards

What every little boy collects at one point.

Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!

by Spikesy July 17, 2006

Fifa Cards

A word used to describe nudes.

Dude 1: "Hey did you see Becky's Fifa cards?"
Dude 2: "Yea dude, definitely a legendary card, unlike Susan's Fifa Cards."
Dude 1: "Yeah, those were bronze at best."

by Tenkomanker May 16, 2016

yu-gi-oh cards

Yu-Gi-Oh cards are gaming/trading cards usually sold randomly packed in foil packages of nine (booster packs). A new "series" of about 100 collectible cards comes out every couple of months. In these packages, you can find rare, "shiny" cards if you're lucky. Usually the most desirable card is the one on the front of the package.

I found an Ultimate Rare Neo Galaxy-Eyes in this pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards! I'm a lucky bastard!

by Kaymactimus August 20, 2012

on the cards

If one says on the cards in British English, or in the cards in American English, it means that something is going to happen very likely.

My classmate told me that an offer from MIT was on the cards. As per the lastest poll, it is in the cards that the result of the upcoming election may produce a hung parliament.

by Yourtheron March 11, 2018

House of cards

A song by BTS, a popular K-pop group. It's about the fragile career K-pop idols have and how it can easily tumble.

Have u heard house of cards?!? It's sooo good

by Taegi trash April 18, 2018

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.

flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"

by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010