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The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a majestic being. He is intangible, yet will take blow jobs from the most attractive of females. His title is riddled with irony as he is actually a bad-ass mother fucker and is often referred to as Cardinal Mad-Fuck. He has been known to take on the form of a Grizzly Bear at the week-ends so he can basically just wreck cunts.

Nick Cave based his songs "Stagger Lee" and "O'Malley's Bar" on The Cardinal.

The Cardinal hangs out at Club Trax. He wines and dines on only the finest food and drink (kebabs and barricks). He hangs with only the freshest niggas in the hood (The Hurricane, Spicey, Mr. Allen, The Young Fuck and co.). He has been known to indulge in a bit of recreational drug use and highly recommends Northern Lights weed.
I heard The Cardinal is gonna be here tonight...

That mad bastard? Get a pad-lock on your girl's minge, that boyo is always knee-deep in CLUNGE
by KneeDeep September 9, 2010
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Carrieanne

Beautiful, funny, always there for people no matter what the circumstances. Carrieanne's always give so much love towards others but rarely often receive anything back. Carrieanne's like to be alone and often overthink circumstances. A true beauty in the heart and a pleasure to know. Although she's hurt easily, look after her and forever keep her in your heart.
"Carrieanne is always there for me"
by Victoriaapril March 16, 2015
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brown cardigan

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out
I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan
by wumpas69 December 5, 2009
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cardiacarrestaurant

any fast-food outlet that claims to be a restaurant.
Manager:
"Hey you! Don't do that in here, this is a restaurant!"

Enlightened Zombie:
A 'restaurant'?! Ha! No sir, this is a cardiacarrestaurant!
by RobCreet January 16, 2009
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carieann

A delicious concoction, cross between egg in a nest and grilled cheese with bacon. Heaven in your mouth.
After we had sex she got up and made me a CarieAnn . I may never leave.
by Julie Mack for real March 9, 2016
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cardinal pole catholic school

A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.
Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!

Student 2: Agreed

Teacher: *hears conversation*

Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!

Students: WTF!
by NoneOfYourBusinessHoeSksksk December 5, 2019
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Cardier

A big dick man who sexy and kind he Usually has golds or from the hood the love calling people dummy, bitch has a lot of gay friends
Yoo: you talking bout cardier with the big cock
by Yoowspguys123 March 13, 2021
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