Slut Cannon

One mans tool or "schlong" that he slays sluts with

Hey johnny did you give her the slut cannon
Yea mike I shot tht pussy up

Hey Judy did mike give you the cannon
Yea Mia he did I rode his slut cannon all night

by slaypoos May 30, 2015

spam cannon

A group of people working together to spam the selected target.

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.

by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009

splatter cannon

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

snake cannon

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

by The treebase December 14, 2016

Human Shit Cannon

when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you

I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.

by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019

Sauce Cannon

Slang for giant penis

Brock’s girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed to make room for his sauce cannon

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 1, 2021

special beam cannon

Fingering, to pleasure a girl with two fingers.

I totally just special beam cannon'd lianne.

by lanelowman March 28, 2007