Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

candid photo

Normally candid photography refers to a style of taking unstaged photos. For some reason the freaks on the internet decided "a candid photo" means porn now tough.

-Dude, what a nice ass pic you've got there!
-I made it myself, I call it "candid photography"

by veribikbadboiii August 2, 2025

Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 25, 2023

Quality candidate

person hired to fulfill diversity quotas, often a product of academic Leadership programs designed to fast-track unqualified candidates into management positions to fulfill
Affirmative Action requirements.

LaTonya was the Quality candidate picked to be the office manager.

by Turf Runner March 21, 2013

Reform Candidate

Noun;
Someone who's parents should have wiped them on the curtains approximately 9 months prior to their birth

I wouldn't vote for the reform candidate, even if it would mean I would never have to work again

by HyperSkylight July 3, 2024

candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

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candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

by Reninu March 15, 2025

The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep

Roni Melamed, Obviously.

Dave: Who are you going to vote for grade rep?

Jennifer: I'm gonna vote for Roni M, obv. She's the best candidate for grade 9 rep.

by VoteForRoniM September 25, 2020