When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
Get the Guadalupe wake up call mug.When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
Get the Guadalupe wake up call mug.Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected
"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"
"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"
"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"
"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"
"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"
"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"
"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"
by JanJ September 30, 2008
Get the Dress me up and call me Sally mug.An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.
Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie
girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie
girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005
Get the Well grease me up and call me Souzie mug.Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now
by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018
Get the fuck me up and call me daddy mug.When you creepily call the opposite gender and wait for the answering machine or someone (preferably your crush) to answer, then hang up and laugh your ass off, for your creepy doing.
Yeah so i was feeling really lonely last night so i did a call and hang up to make me feel a lot better.
by lzzzzz May 19, 2009
Get the call and hang up mug.by Jobengi March 16, 2023
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