Californian Windpipe

The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:

exhibit a; the vagina

or

exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.

Dude, i played Marry Had a Little Lamb by doing the Californian Windpipe.

Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2009

Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".

Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"

by joeMAMA-_- December 30, 2011

Californian Stretch

The act of stretching a persons butthole and putting both fists in until they Rosebud

Person 1: Hey bro what did you do last night

Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch

Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro

by ASS_RAT September 21, 2021

Californian Drumset

Basically you and your partner both take a shit and you pick up the two pieces of shit and slap them off of your partners ass while screaming Californian Drumset

tim krul: do you want to do a Californian drumset

bill cosby: yes

by munkey nuts June 12, 2022

True Californian

One who smokes tons of weed; a crackhead

Someone who is visibly high

Yo, I think Brian is a true Californian

by planah August 16, 2018

californian

Someone native to California and most likely eats Rice-a-Roni, goes to art school, attends peace protests, and likes the cock.

God damn he's gone californian

by Ben Saylor June 8, 2003

californian

pronounced cal- ee- for- nyan or (if you're Aahnold) kah- lee- for- nyahn

1. someone who vehemently hates their governator
2. incorrectly stereotyped
3. correctly stereotyped

1. WTF... Aahnold!!!!
2. stick it up your ass.
3. like *giggle* dude that is like so, like, whacked, and stuff.

by california & proud of it, damnit! December 22, 2003