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Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 31, 2020
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Calendar Year

A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.
Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.
by nilethe146 May 25, 2015
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Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.
Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!
by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010
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calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.
I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.
by lismo September 24, 2009
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calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day
Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!
by BradenBirk June 20, 2009
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calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*
the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09
by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009
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Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.
Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender
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