Caleb Nowland

Caleb is an aspiring professional tennis player, TikTok celebrity and Australian Icon. Training at Shaw Park tennis centre, Caleb perfects his technique and fitness on the daily. Caleb enjoys addressing Matthew Reid by his full name in any spare time he finds. He is also a good friend of both Matt and Nick Kyrgios. Over the course of the last few months, Caleb’s Instagram following has spiked astronomically due to his livestreams featuring many of his fans. You can follow his Instagram @calebnowland__. Caleb also holds meet and greets for the overwhelming number of fans which he has accumulated. His meet and greets are few and far between, however Caleb rarely attracts less than a few thousand fans each time he holds one. A number of his fans are female. It is rumoured that Caleb’s facial hair has not yet failed to turn a female on. Caleb is someone to look out for in the future. It’s is more than likely that you will see him in a grand slam final in years to come.

person 1: did you see Caleb Nowlands live last night?!
person 2: yes omg! He sung old town road for me!!
person 1: omg I’m so annoyed I wish I saw that :(

by Nicholas Kyrgios June 12, 2019

The Caleb Finn Roach

The Caleb Finn Roach is a rare type of cockroach species. Specially is found in Australia. For a short time it was in the US but it was exterminated. So now the only place you can find The Caleb Finn Roach, is in Australia.

“Is that The Caleb Finn Roach?” “Yes it is.”

by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019

ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

monster cable

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience

why the hell would somebody pay 300$ for a 14' 3 pair rca monster cable

by Dan0627 May 27, 2005

Caelan

Caelan is a Gaelic name, thus means he is a “strong warrior”. Caelan is someone who will be quiet and silent when those around him are strangers but when with friends, he’s a party machine. Caelan will mostly be playing video games with mates or out with family. People named Caelan are usually straight. Caelan is sexy, hot, down to earth, funny, cringeworthy and someone you should date!

Omg caelan is really hot, I wished he asked me out!

Look! It’s Caelan, he’s really cool and down to earth.

Hey Caelan! Do you want to play video games?

by cedgeyy April 22, 2019

Caelan

Caelan is a Gaelic name meaning strong warrior. He is intelligent, sexy, funny and a very down to earth guy. If you have a problem, Caelan is the guy to see. He gives the best advice. That being said, he knows how to party and have a good time. Caelan is pretty much a synonym of "perfect boyfriend material"

Girl :I really want a Boyfriend like Caelan

by Jasminejk March 19, 2014

Cailean

Cailean is a lively, authoritarian, ambitious, self-assured and passionate man who needs to be physically active and always moving forward. He could seem quite impressive at first, and appears to be strong, reliable and trustworthy. It´s true that he tends to be made of stern stuff, and can occasionally be quite argumentative and even arrogant, loathes flattery and is allergic to restriction. Impatient, and endowed with astonishing mental agility, he can also be irritable, nervous, aggressive and possibly even violent if he considers that certain lines have been crossed... Even so, most of the time he is extremely pleasant, responsible, curious, adaptable and capable of introspection when necessary. He is usually fascinated by adventure and novelty, and could often feel torn between his sense of duty and responsibility - and the desire to live his life the way that he desires, without worrying about what anyone else thinks, and either of these tendencies could prevail, depending on the moment and the circumstances. Cailean comes across as a solid, sturdy character who can be leaned on, although he would prefer to relinquish some of the responsibility that he feels for others, who benefit greatly from his helpfulness and his tendency to take things seriously. As a child, he is brimming over with energy, and a rigid authoritarian attitude certainly won't hold much sway with him.

Cailean is so calm, cool, and collected!

by colin mor January 31, 2019