Certified Bruh Moment

The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.

person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them

Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery

by KappaClown September 19, 2019

cutified

When somebody says something so cute or you see something so cute that you go into a sort of uncontrollable spasm.

Symptoms include loss of speech,facial spasms and large smiles.
May end in long spells of kissing and/or staring.

Like being electrocuted...but....cuter.

(Insert facial spasms and slurred speech here)

"Aaaaaaaah I am so cutified right now!".....Hard....to.....move......need.....air"

(Insert long kiss and staring here)

by ForDanii. November 14, 2011

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Cockified

long for cocky

Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.

by mr clutch July 19, 2011

Certified Niggaboy

Just like how Drake is a Certified Loverboy (CLB, his newest album), dark-skinned people who act like Drake are Certified Niggaboys.

person1 - What kinda person are you
person2 - I'm a certified Niggaboy
person1 - Ahh you valid

by i am a failure to society 👍 October 20, 2021

certified chomu

an alumni from the university of chomus, who possesses the ability to suck the life out of any person they talk to

Swayam : "I was talking to Vishal"
Yash : "He's a certified chomu"

by roasted_potato_salad April 1, 2022