Scatter Cushions

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

by ftnessp January 29, 2015

cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina

I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

looking cushion

A cushion or pillow used by an old yenta to provide comfort while looking out the window for hours on end. Or a nickname to describe the nosey yenta themselves.

Bewitched's Gladys Kravits was quite a looking cushion.

by yentatatamous March 30, 2010

poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,

That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion

by JudgeBomb April 20, 2018

cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

Dick Cushion

A female who has been penetrated by so many dicks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with dicks instead of pins.

His sister is a fucking dick cushion.

by mttcnnn January 24, 2014

Cushion Cooker

When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.

"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA

by gloryhound13 February 5, 2015