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blunt crawl

when you are in the process of rolling a blunt when the spot suddenly gets too sketchy and you have to move to a better spot
we saw 2 cops drive by while we were rollin up so we had to blunt crawl up the street to a more secure spot.
by daweedmane April 25, 2011
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Michael Crawford

Only the MOST badass singer ever. Tends to give both straight and gay people of both genders orgasms. Very British. Very good looking in his younger years, still not all that bad.

Best known for being in a popular britcom called, "Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em" in which he played a neurotic slightly fruity character named Frank Spencer and also made insanely famous by playing The Phantom (or Erik, for the original book lovers.) in Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera".

Generally not associated with anything outside Andrew Lloyd Webber now. Not widely known anymore. Height of career sometime in the 80's.

Has been in several plays as well including (but not limited to) the following: Phantom of the Opera, Woman in White, Charly, Barnum
Michael Crawford gives all the ladies joygasms.
by Ingenue September 29, 2005
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cube crawler

n. That guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. The cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.
Dude...Brad is such a cube crawler, doesn't he ever work?
by LukeDuke December 23, 2004
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room crawl

Noun. A smaller scale version of a bar crawl, in which people move through a building consuming one drink in each room. In a well-organised room crawl, each room will have a theme, with appropriate decorations, music and choice of drinks.
"Went to Dave's house for a room crawl last night"
"Sweet, how was it?"
"Awesome! I was bladdered before we even made it to the third floor"
by Yorkiebar May 25, 2008
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BK Crawler

One who is so hopelessly untalented at a video game that to make their meek lives worth bearing at all, they crawl to their masters knees and let their jaws gape open for a teabag.
After Dwayne failed to kill me on halo, having had an overshield and rockets, i made him crawl over to me and let me give him a sacking. Its what the BK Crawler deserved!
by FanOfTheKKK April 18, 2010
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double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"
by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009
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Crawfordsville

a town in Indiana that can be perceived as a "shit-hole" to those who lack imagination. It DOES in fact include several factories and white trash. However, if you're smart, funny and choose fun friends, there is a lot you can do. Imagination is key.

Crawfordsville has a community theatre, public library, a river and a delightful liberal arts college.
a Crawfordsville is a town that requires some creativity to enjoy yourself in.
by SoccerCleats October 12, 2011
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