Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.

(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

cooking by the book

you know you can't be lazy!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!

cooking by the book makes for a pretty cake!

by Angela(Senko) January 18, 2008

cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).

"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah

by The Night Guardian April 8, 2015

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

Cooking pies

This is a common term used for meth cooks and dealers in the house of production. It is referring to the production of meth. Which comes out in layed form as a pie would.

Tyrone and I are cooking pies in the trap house.

by Tekkieeee April 10, 2015

cooking up

preparing for a shot of heroin

Sick Boy: Say something Mark.
{shouting}
Sick Boy: Fucking say something, huh?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm cooking up.
- Trainspotting (film)

by Harventh February 7, 2008