Cengizhan

Cengizhans are the offspring of Cengiz Han the emperor. Cengizhans possess supernatural powers and can often transform into titans. They also beat up children for a living.

Filler: good evening, Cenizhan
Cengizhan: come to see me at night, filler? (Turns into titan and eats a baby)

by Jigga61 May 29, 2021

Concierge

A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.

Concierge: Thank you for calling concierge services, how can I help you?
Mr. Smith: I'm flying into NYC this weekend and need to book the best hotel and booty bar please.
Concierge: Sure (googles "best hotel in NYC" then "best strip club in NYC" and proceeds to book reservations). Mr. Smith, your reservations have been made.

by JDL 2010 September 25, 2010

cognitus interruptus

A disruption of the normal thought process, normally by an external distraction. This occurs most often at times where mental focus is a necessity. Cognitus interruptus sometimes leads to procrastination, leading to further cognitus interruptus and creating a cycle. Not to be confused with coitus interruptus, which is something entirely different.

Constant cognitus interruptus in my classes kept me from passing finals.

by Fish Fooood February 19, 2010

cognitive discharge

A more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one's thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid shit that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.

cognitive discharger: "The Arc de Triomphe is my absolute dream representation of Napoleonic neoclassical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neoclassic relief. Absolutely astounding!"
listener: "Oh, fuck off."

by heihej March 25, 2010

cognitive dissident

A person for whom exposure to cognitive dissonance has resulted in rational conclusions contrary to the 'official' narrative of history and/or culture. If this dissonance becomes great enough, the person will be compelled to start producing new cognitive dissonance, becoming a cognitive dissident.

An activist who disseminates information aimed at changing peoples opinions regarding an immoral status-quo could be regarded as a cognitive dissident

by grimeandreason July 8, 2010

condi

Condensed spelling of the name of a high ranking member of President George W. Bush's administration.

Bush asks: "Condi, where's my papers on nucular proliferation policy?"

by annonymous December 28, 2003

COGIC

COGIC = Church of God in Christ, a Black Pentecostal Denomination found in most inner-cities. Known for good music and gettin thiers praise on!

Tyrekes mom is a missionary at the COGIC church on Market St.

by Chappie77 March 22, 2011