Company Gunny

The single scariest thought a barracks Marine could conjure.

Oh no! The Company Gunny is knocking at the door. SCHNEEEEEEEEEWIIIIIIIIZ

by Beeshwop June 18, 2011

company that wouldn't leave

something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!

cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.

by michael foolsley February 19, 2010

Company Policy

Policy bends, rules don't. Company Policy is more of a general guideline that is plastic and supple enough to bend to the will of whoever wields the power of Company Policy. Company Policy is also plastic and supple enough to bend against that thing that the wielder of this power does not like and congers negative reinforcement in the absence of any "rule". "Corporate Policy" is everywhere replaceable with "because I said so" in language.

True story: as the CEO of my own small business, I have established the Rule that my firm will be as fiscally conservative as possible; however, Company Policy allows business meetings, especially those hosted by the CEO, to be as lavish as necessary to satisfy the needs of the situation -to the extent that the meeting must be justifiable as "fiscally conservative" for all intents and purposes. Policy bends, rules don't.

by Remedial.Mind April 14, 2010

Company Credit Card

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.

Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...

by thewalter December 17, 2010

Company man

A youtuber with 1.14M subs in 2020 who talks about companies he a lenged.

A: do you know about hasbro

B:no
A:*shows company man vid*

by anonymous March 17, 2021

company d

Usually delsym cough syrup and sprite with a jolly rancher or 2 for a poor man's lean

Gotta run and get some company d to trip balls tonight!

by Bigred187 October 21, 2015

Company X

1.) A lame comic created by Chefelf.
2.) A very infrequently updated comic that should be updated more frequently.

Hey, I wish Chefelf would get off his lazy Hinder and update that Company X pronto!!

by BoyHubris July 7, 2004