The Night Man Cometh

The name of the play that Charlie Day writes in the television show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The play is written to try to win over the heart of a waitress played by Mary Elizabeth Ellis. At the end of the play, Charlie confesses that the whole play was about him and proposes to the waitress, only to be rejected. The Night Man Cometh is also the name of the episode.

Greg: Did you see the night man cometh?

Perry: Yeah, Charlie Day is a mess.

by CharlieDay February 1, 2009

Post Coital Hatred

Post coital hatred is the feeling of hatred that a man feels for a woman immediately after a man ejaculates during sex.
Immediately after ejaculation the sufferer of PCH is overcome with hatred, regret and disgust for the woman.
It usually occurs during a one night stand but can sometimes occur in long term relationships.

Rocco developed Post Coital Hatred for Sheila during a one night stand on a park bench

by Anonymous10000 July 20, 2008

Comethazine

Black air force energy

hes on comethazine

by Comethazinee January 25, 2021

Coitalicious

A member of the opposite sex, usually female, who is attractive enough that you would take great pleasure in engaging in coital with them.

Dayum, check dat ass. That gurl is coitalicious.

by Conn92 August 12, 2010

Coitus cream

A mixture of both you and your significant others love juice

Person 1:I had the best sex last night

Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt

by Conker1 October 4, 2018

Piss Comet

Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)

When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.

The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet

by Human Overth June 18, 2011

Coitus saxonicus

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

by Quagman November 27, 2012