cocabular

The strong will or desire to curl up into the fetal position and eat chocolate; used to falsely convey the condition of being okay when one is not; only for sarcastic use

The thought of final exams in each of my 7 classes is just cocabular. Rather than sleeping, I guess I will just study all night to prepare. How cocabular.

by Cinderswella November 28, 2019

cockblocker

Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another

1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time

by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004

cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

cockblockatron

1 Someone who cannot stop being a cockblock, and seems to have a man-crush on one of their friends who they cockblock, or someone who is unhappy with their situation so they want to make their friends suffer by cockblocking them.

2 Someone who seems to cockblock everybody all of the time for no apparent reason.

Sam is such a cockblockatron, he keeps showing up whenever im trying to get some ass.

by anononononomyous December 27, 2008

Chocobozor

A slang word used on wc3 among the Island Defense community to describe really bad players similar to the definition of "NuB" but this player starts off decent and decays in skill.

Chocobozor derives from the player "chocobo" a french-canadian with a indian mexican italian accent. Chocobo has the power to cause earthquakes with his excessively annoying voice. Eg. Brem, Brem, Brem! Chocobo's presence has the ability to decrease your overall grammer and gaming skills due to lack of confidence when playing with him.

Magez week 1:This is kinda fun I'm doing kinda good

Magez week 77(QQ): OMFG NOOB LEARN TO PLAY(already dead)

Player:Dude stop being a chocobozor.

by ID Community April 10, 2010

Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

cocobolo

exceptionally hard, heavy african wood used in the manufacture of high-quality police batons

I was whangin away with my ASP but then Jones showed up with his cocobolo beatdown stick and laid dat nigga OUT.

by Wickadelic May 9, 2006