Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

cockeye

split in the end of a males penis as well as it can be used us a put down

someone that cant stop talking.... "that cockeye is dripping again"

someones getting up in your grill... "fuck off cockeye stop dripping your shit on me"
someone thats not funny... "stop pissing bullshit cockeye"

by six feet deep February 14, 2017

Cockered

When you get something sharp in your eyes.

Sir what happened?

I GOT A NEEDLE IN MY EYE

I see you got a cockered

by BottomDop February 20, 2022

Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022

cockeyeooned

Something extremely crooked

That board is cockeyeooned

by Beau2896 November 28, 2022

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024