couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

by Stargazerone December 13, 2014

Catching Leet

The act grabbing your genitalia at 13:37, every day, as a ritual. One of many Tour Nome traditions.

Some dude: "Why the hell did you just grab your dick?"

Cool Guy: "Well it is 1:37, which is 1337, and that's Leet. When you grab your dick at Leet, Tour Nome gives you His protection. I've been catching leet for years. Havn't gone a day without it."

Some dude: "Awesome, I can't wait until its leet again! "

by Hope707 June 14, 2010

Catching the Slider

A) Having anal sex with someone who did not wipe after having a bout with diarrhea.

b) Slippage experienced when there is too much lubrication during intercourse.

***The term Catcher refers to the individual who is receiving the slide and the term Pitcher refers to the person giving the slider.***

A) David was totally catching the slider when Annie farted after eating taco bell.

B) Brosef! After months of denying me anal, I pitched Sarah a slider last night. She thought it was an accident. ;)

by SneakAttackonSeddon July 14, 2011

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

1.)Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness

2.)A person who is "two-faced"

1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."

2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."

1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"

by jumpinjackflashy July 1, 2010

clucking hen

Gossiping and/or complaining women. Women who talk, talk, and talk some more, usually about nothing of consequence.

Those women sound like just a bunch of clucking hens.

by tired of complaining November 22, 2013

Sir Clutchington

The person who's able to clutch so many things including exams, grades and whatever else is necessary. But this person does it with so much class that it deserves praise. Similar to Captain Clutch.

Many people tried but only one person could clutch it with such class. Sir Clutchington

by J-j-j-jay January 16, 2013