Clot Head

Someone who is mentally slow.

He was forgetful, a little dim and didn't really know what was going on - he was a real clot head.

by Mostin September 13, 2018

Register Clot

A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.

(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".

by Russell H December 26, 2008

Barbie Clot

fake jamaican bitches(niggas too)

go outside and find some examples man, damn!! they are everywhere! you might know some. barbie clot

by dontkno dontkno April 13, 2011

Penis clot

When there is a blood clot in your penis

Andrew: my dog died of a penis clot
Connor: it is what it is

by Connor cannoli November 27, 2017

Snot clot

When you can feel the hugest booger ever sitting in one of nostrils but you are in public and can't do anything about it.

Dammit, I've got the biggest snot clot right now, but I can't get at it till I get home.

by Trisha's da bomb May 06, 2015

dropping clots

Having a period; menstruating. Referring to clots of blood exiting the body during a woman's time of the month.

Jane's been so cranky lately. She must be dropping clots!

by Rosenrot84 January 29, 2015

lotion clot

The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."

This pump has a lotion clot. Can you hand me a tissue, please?

by mittybunny November 17, 2014