when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are
by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021
Get the I'm willing to get closer if you aremug. Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
Get the look a little closer to homemug. Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"
An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"
by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006
Get the hold me closer tony danzamug. This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.
by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021
Get the Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.mug. .9.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Any day Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.9.
.9.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Any day Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the .9.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Any day Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.9.mug. by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010
Get the nose-closermug. Context: relationships. The person who get its right with your dream guy or girl after you break up with them because you didn't think they were worth it. The closer finishes what you started, but with loyalty, integrity, and consistency you couldn't muster. The closer acts as a catalyst to your ex find their inner strength, causing them to shine brighter and stronger than you ever could. Usually with regard to the one that got way.
Matt: Hey Dick, are you and Jenny will get back together? I saw her the other day, and she looks freaking amazing!
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.
by older-wiser-better-stronger May 27, 2022
Get the Closermug.