Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

Hamon Clacker Volley

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.

"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"

by thatkid_ March 16, 2020

loose clacker

easy women around town on a saturday night

"now then lads,lets get ourselves down club and pick up some loose clacker"

by Trickster5282 April 28, 2007

cork your clacker

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

by fadam7811 November 29, 2011

Sandy clacker

A clacker vagina that is sandy. In some cases an unfortunate woman's name.

"Oh i love summer, but i hate it when i get a sandy clacker!"

by brittanybritty October 16, 2008

Clacker

A crude nickname for the female genitalia

Sometimes used as a verb (i.e. to clack) meaning to fuck

“Bro I don’t think she shaves her clacker it’s like a jungle down there”
“I’d clack that anyway”

by sneggysnegworld July 2, 2023

Clacker

A rude slang term for a woman’s private parts originated in Venezuela, most commonly heard in Europe.

“My clacker is mad itchy right now”

by Broski1000 September 20, 2022