child 

evil demon.

that child tried to decapitate me, so i shoved some cheese up her nose and threw her down a well...

child by i love cheese August 13, 2003

child 

Word black people use to desribe a friend, ie like homie or shorty

Hey child, how's that Kool-Aid?

child by DizzyLizzy March 22, 2007

child 

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

child by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Child 

Spawn of Satan, Reincarnation of Lucifer, dumb fucks, insult.

None needed, thats what they are.

"You are such a chidl."

Child by Gabriel March 21, 2005

child 

One of those pathetic death things of about 3 feet tall who comes to your door and demands airsol tuna. Alsoi their diet consists mainley of feet and other parts of small children things. Destened for death. Avoid these at all costs.

The child is sawing off your chin.

The child is going to eat you.

Oh no, the child has matches.

child by MJ (Some Fantastic) October 2, 2003

CHiLd 

A child is busty

Busty is a child

CHiLd by Musical loser October 7, 2018

Child 

A great use as either a pillow or a football. Also a great flashlight

Hey bro you wanna go kick a child around?

Child by TurtleBird69 July 12, 2020