A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010
Get the Captain Cameltoemug. Go kick that fat bitch in the cameltoe! She"ll dispense a meth shard for you, just like a pez candy.
by Matthias Cameron August 16, 2020
Get the Cameltoemug. 
Always on Tik Tok. Thinks owning regular vans makes her some hype beast? Gets invited to quinces for some reason. (Yes I'm bitter) She doesn't have a manz and gets no play whatsoever.
by Chase Hudson2.0 August 15, 2019
Get the Anya Cameltoemug. Joe Bidens knee pads and personal zipper dropper. To walk around like you’re the actual VP but really you’re just a cameltoe outside of yoga pants.
Quit acting like a Cameltoe Harris Makayla and get that lube off your hands. Mr.Abetta won’t give you an A.
by Mommy’s wand March 8, 2024
Get the cameltoe Harrismug. by RSA12357 September 14, 2016
Get the cameltoe sunsetmug.