C P A

Stands for: Cactus Pricker Acadumpia
A ridiculous horrible impossible exam that makes me want to kill myself and have sex with fat chicks muffin tops, even skinny fat girls look good.

Goldberger "Did you see the girl I fucked?"

Kamlet "Yea dude, she was 400lbs, must have been the results of the C P A"

by S & M September 7, 2008

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N.A.A.C.P.

abbreviation;
N.ational
A.ssociation
A.dvancement
C.racker
P.eople
Once a bigoted form of the preferential accumulation of funds used to soothe, yet subversively patronize a minority (and shrinking) voice in U.S sociodemographics.

I went to the grocery store and the cracker isle was crowded with N.A.A.C.P. philanthropists. The "Cracker Barrel" was being picketed by N.A.A.C.P. constituents.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

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C.P.

the abbreviation of the Chisinau Central Park, located in the capital of Republic of Moldova, in the center of the town.

hey Doc! Let's go to the C.P. at 7 PM!

C-Locc always hung out in the C.P., especially in the evening...

by Young Sly September 5, 2008

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C-P

Chat lingo for Sleepy.

Im tired but not C-P.

by lovely nessa February 6, 2009

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C.P.H

Cock per Height. Simple math of size divided by height, both in inches, then multiplied by 100.
Good indicator of proportionality.

Average height 5'8.5" Average cock 5.5". Average C.P.H 8.03.

Sure Little Tony is only 5'5", but his C.P.H is like 14!

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

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c.p.

from the spanish "come pinga"
1. literally a dick eater
2. an asshole, douche, fuckwad, or other negative word for a general idiot particularly, guys with mustangs, camaros, dropped wanna-be fast hondas or dropped F-150s. The average college frat boy dickhead.

Why is that guy still using the dragon ball z style blowout hair cut? Cause he's a fucking C.P. I bet he drives a mustang.

by Bukok Clan January 29, 2006

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