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Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
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buttsack

when someone bends over and you see his balls hanging near his ass like a dog
That man just buttsacked me!?
by rOBOT April 22, 2003
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buttfack

Anal intercourse between two heterosexual males, in which the balls of both participants do not come in contact of each other. Seperation of the balls may be as insignificant as a slip of paper to keep the act heterosexual and thus distinguish the buttfack from the buttfuck.

NOTE: the buttfuck between two men is a homosexual act in contrast to the buttfack.
Hugh Heffner and George Bush are free to buttfack as much as they want without losing their heterosexuality.
by George Freud July 30, 2005
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Buttsack

An adjective used to emphasize how you are feeling or how someone else is acting. Usually a negative connotation.
That guy over there plays football like a buttsack
by Mr. Sizz August 2, 2010
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buttshark

One who kisses ass to get noticed or ahead of his coworkers. AKA: a total suckass
damn, that truax is a buttshark!
by Wonderwoman September 1, 2004
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buttsack

A hidden sack near the buttocks used in various forms of sexual pleasure. The most sensuous part of a woman's body.
I fingered her buttsack all night and she loved it.
by None Genuine February 22, 2010
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Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear
Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.
by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009
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