Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

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Buttermilk Syrup

A substance made up of 1 1/2 cups of white sugar, 3/4 of a cup of buttermilk, 1/2 of a cup of butter, 2 tablespoons of corn syrup, 1 teaspoon of baking soda, and 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract, which are cooked for 15 minutes, placed in a saucepan, stirred together, brought to a boil, and cooked for 7 minutes with 137 calories, 5.9 grams of fat, 21.3 grams of carbohydrates, 0.4 grams of protein, 16 milligrams of cholesterol, and 133 milligrams of sodium.

Billy ate some buttermilk syrup.

by chconly July 13, 2019

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Buttermilked

When 5 five guys bust a nut in the same girl one by one churning the previous mans nut in the vagina while busting their own

She said she had nut flow out like an entire pool on that bed

Yah man, She got Buttermilked

by LegendaryFool June 27, 2020

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Buttermilk

A beautiful glowing yellow skin woman social butterfly but can also be bitter as hell if you get on her bad side.

Hey Buttermilk. Buttermilk? Yes that's what I call you.

by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024

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Buttermilk Arrowhead

When shes giving you that sweet sweet gawk gawk and your glizzy shoots an absolute stream of buttermilk into her eye, piercing and blinding as an arrowhead.

Bobby: Yo Nate did you hear about Ben? He was hammered and shot a buttermilk arrowhead into his girls eye, now she’s gotta wear a patch for weeks.

Nate: Fuck bro that sucks, what an absolute stud though.

by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

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