buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

Buttcock Utopia

A drug addict rat who lives in or around garbage cans.

dude, did you see that buttcock utopia over there?

by Waggerd April 22, 2009

Buttknock

1.)Shortened form of "buttknocker", made famous by Beavis and Butthead.

2.)One accused of performing anal sex.

Ryan: Dude, lets make a fire.
Arlo: Shit, I forgot to bring matches!
Chris: You buttknock!

by C2Y October 4, 2005

buttchicken

A person that is a bad DJ or you say it when you are mad at them

If some body hits you you say buttchicken instead of saying ow

by Rainbow loom April 13, 2014

free buttocking

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.

Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.

by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012

Buttock-prober

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

ButtCrackula

A person whose major intrest is sucking on the hole of a buttcrack. Normally in the form of a Mexican woman. Victims side affects consist of chronic butt pain, the sideways walk, and The Rebecca Ortiz dance(walking like an ass rape victim)

ButtCrackula seemed to only go out at night to find and buttwhole to suck with no intrest of other intreging female private parts.

by Raiderpower5236 November 16, 2010