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ButtKisser

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town
John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)
by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004
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Buttkiss

The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved
I want to buttkiss Meg Turney so bad.

A buttkiss is like 4th base bro.
by Fatnaps July 7, 2023
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when someone do's you up the ass
luke was doing gwen when he said "lets bunkis"
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Dick Butkus

actually pulled off of ESPN Closed Captioning. Obviously after anal fucking your significant other, you then pull your cock out and come on her face and right after she sucks the remaining jizz off your cock.
"I was fucking Betty last night, but the big surprise was the Dick Butkus I received when I pulled out to come on her tits."
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Bubkis

a yiddish slang term meaning excrement.
He got the girl, I got bubkis!
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Nipple Bumkiss

Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.
We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.
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