Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.

Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

Curd burgler

Eating a girl out who has a yeast infection

Hey billy did you curd burgler here last night?

by Curdgirl March 21, 2017

turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 4, 2004

taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.

by deedeeda July 24, 2006

turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 27, 2010

turd burgler

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

by Grimace August 29, 2003

turd burgler

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

by woody December 9, 2003