Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.
ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?
ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.
ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.
by mensa_mule April 15, 2019
Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018
The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.
Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
The definition of chuff burglers are
fanny flaps
e.g....
"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.
or
"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"
or
"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"
or
"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"
or
"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"
e.g....
"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.
or
"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"
or
"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"
or
"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"
or
"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"
by world wide warranty moose. August 7, 2009