country bumpkin

A word often used by a person outside the southern region to define people from the South

"You from Tennessee?? So you a country bumpkin."

by EyeA March 30, 2004

bumpkin

a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.

Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin.

by HighClassBusinessWoman June 19, 2009

fuzzy bumpkin

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature

1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.

by coprez May 23, 2004

bumpkin

Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. clodhopper, hayseed, hick, rube, yokel.

Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities.

by Sashal March 31, 2004

Bumbkin

Hot country girls.

Made famous by the adult magazine BUMBKINS ( bumbkins.com )

I was in the midwest during the summer and saw some fine bumbkins.

She got bumb, that country girl is one sexy bumbkin.

by Billyboblovesyou January 7, 2010

bumpkin

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Similar to a country bumpkin

Sarah gave Loyd a bumpkin last night during Tom's graduation party.

by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006

Bumslingers

Pants/trousers that are worn so low, they sit below the wearer's bottom.

I really wish my son wouldn't wear bumslingers, he looks fucking redonk.

by TheRealRaven April 13, 2011